Tag Archive: Humor

World Cup -Then and Now!

Stuart Binny walked out to the middle. He felt insignificant at the massive Melbourne Cricket Ground or the MCG, truly an historic venue. Yet, there he was, an important member of the team, one of the chosen 15 out of a billion to represent India at the ICC cricket world cup 2015. It was an important match and he had finally gotten a chance to show his skills for his country at the biggest stage of them all. The stadium was packed and noisy. Not for one minute could he believe that he was playing in Australia, it actually felt…
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Cricket Anyone? :-D

At the rate at which cricket & IPL is influencing people I would’nt be surprised if a few years from now kids would answer like this – How many states in India? Ans: 9 Name them. Ans : Delhi Daredevils, Royal Challengers Bangalore, Mumbai Indians…… Who is the chief Minister of Karnataka? Ans : Vijay Mallya Who is the father of the nation? Ans: Sachin Tendulkar Who was Dada Saheb Phalke Ans: Saurav Ganguly Who built the Great wall of China? Ans: Rahul Dravid Name the Indians who struggled against the British Ans: Raina, Laxman, Dhoni, Sehwag….. If someone slaps…
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Introspection … WordPress Style!

The Confused Phase I wanted to blog, I thought I had loads of ideas & that thousands of people would flock their computers just to catch a glimpse of what I wrote so I started a blog after a lot of research. And that research mainly focused on whether I choose WordPress or the one that sounds like Clogger. Once I decided to use WordPress(for no particular reason back then) I was all excited. I created the profile with my very own name in the top bar! Ah! My name! My ego was on cloud 9. Went to “New Post”…
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Top 5- Most Embarrassing Moments

Moment No.1 The “Wrong Number Moment”. Im not talking about the wrong number of the phone variety. This is the one about the mistaken identity. Here’s what happened to a friend of mine. He walks into a cyber café, sees a long row of guys sitting on the computers with their backs turned towards him. He notices one guy there who’s back of the head has a remarkable resemblance to a close friend of his & so goes & slaps him his hard on his head saying “Yo dude, what you doing here.” Unfortunately for him when the head turns…
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The Battle Of The Ages

The “Daily Post” Challenge for today is a good one & so I thought I would give it a try 😀 Ryan17 : Hi Im Ryan. Young, smart & talented. I think Im the best there was, the best there is & the best there will be! Who are you? Ryan27 : Wow! Im Ryan too! And Im much smarter, more talented & wiser with age. And your right about the “best there will be” atleast sonny. Ryan17 : Wiser with age is just a nice way of saying “Im old”. Ewwww your 27??? That’s like …old man! That’s like…
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Oh The Woes Of Social Networking!!!!!

10:00 PM It had been a hard day at the office. Deadlines, deadlines & more deadlines. It seemed never ending. Edward was finally at home away from all the madness. Its now time for the best part of the day… Social Networking!!! A term unheard of a few years back but now an indispensible part of his life. He logs on to Facebook & Twitter. His eyes move to the red flag… all he wants to know is how many updates he’s had & from whom! He checks his updates. He’s disappointed. The “Friendship Request” he sent Michelle a colleague…
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CATWOMEN-Rescuing The Prophet! Part 2

Proceed further only if you have read PART-1 They sped off to his hideout which was in Melkar in Panemangalore. Shovita was at the wheel. Meanwhile Nishita sat in the passenger seat adjusting her make up using the mirror as usual.She believed in looking the best even in the worst of situations!Suddenly her phone rang, they both froze.They thought that it was Gundamani to make fresh demands. But they were wrong…The call was from Vodafone asking her if she wanted to activate the song “Oh Little Flower” from the superhit movie Quickgun Murugun as her caller tune.Since Nishita had seen…
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CATWOMEN-Rescuing the Prophet! Part 1

TTRRRRRRIIIINNNGGGG….The phone kept ringing.But Nishita couldnt pick it up coz she was busy preparing her kids for school.Being a mother of two & also being Catwoman at the same time wasnt the easiest thing in the world.She had 2 adorable kids.The elder one a girl of 6 yrs named Prophelia & the younger one a boy of 4 yrs who for some strange reason looked chinese & hence the name Ching Wang Loo. Many had asked her how he came out Chinese for which she always gave some vague answer. Finally when they were ready she dropped them off to…
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ALL IN A DAYS WORK- PART 2

So the waiter comes & we decide to place the orders Levin: One masala paapad & let the paapad be roasted. Kevin: One chicken manchow soup. Sudeep: One bottle of cold bisleri. Waiter: *thinking to himself * “Wa marler,Ninkampoops” & then out loud “sorry sir none of that is available,I can give u all a plate of meals with the fish of your choice Everyone says “ok” in unison. Rohit: Shmucks! Levin: What? Rohit: Nevermind Sunny: So what plans next? Ryan: Beach! But after around 5 ok Sunny: Yeah Virgin beach ok Kevin: Why is it called VIRGIN beach? Levin:…
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